The Vagenda

Who Needs Big Tits?

Or indeed: a brain, a career, a sense of decorum, a┬ábeatific┬ásense of emotional wellbeing, or anything else we can’t think of right now because we are too busy vomming in our own mouths and imagining our mothers going: TAKE THAT T-SHIRT OFF.

2 thoughts on “Who Needs Big Tits?

  1. But Simon, who is it that tells us we should have either nice tits or a nice ass? It’s still drawing attention to the two parts of a woman’s body we are all supposed to care about. What if, like me, you have neither big tits or a bodacious ass? Am I supposed to get the T-shirt emblazoned with ‘no man will ever love me because I am lacking in the womanly areas’? Or even if you do have the bestest, roundest, pertest ass in all the land, why must you then feel that all you’re lacking is a pair of bouncy tits to go with it? In summary this t-shirt is stoopid.