The Vagenda

No Bush for the Cush

Looks like Smoothgroove aren’t the only mercenary arseholes out there trying to make a quick buck out of the Camel Toe market. We bring you…Cuchini! 

The name ‘cuchini’ is obviously intended as an italianate version of ‘cootch’, but check out the nauseatingly cutesy way they say in the video. ADORABLE. 

We ask you: could this video be any more American if it tried?

Thankfully Cuchini only has 35 followers on Twitter and this video is from 2010, hinting that they may have gone bust and rendering a mass campaign on the scale of our Femfresh Facebook onslaught somewhat uneccessary. But we’re keeping an eye out, just in case…

One thought on “No Bush for the Cush

  1. I think this is just a matter of taste…but I’m not a fan of the camel toe look. I have never needed to use a weird, creepy product to hide camel toe. Also, WTF. Who are these men who are comfortable admitting they like camel toe, just not on women they don’t want to sleep with. Why are they not ashamed of themselves?? And why is camel toe disgusting, or horrible?? Why???