The Vagenda

gashtagjournorequest

 
 
We thought this Wifestyle bollocks had died a death by now, but judging by this media request sent by one of our moles, it looks as though it’s still got a while to go before rigor mortis sets in. Sometimes we think that we should recruit a crack team of kamikaze feminists to volunteer for these pieces and then destroy them from within. Any takers? You’ll not only get a fee but, if it’s the Mail, a jewel coloured satin dress with matching heels of your choice. Go on, you know you want to…
 
 

10 thoughts on “gashtagjournorequest

  1. Hmm. I have been both a good wife and a bad wife. I have no intention of being any sort of wife ever again. However, I will consider relinquishing my (im)moral(?) high ground in exchange for finding out why they think Andy Murray is a Model Wife. Oh, and who the hell is Kim Sears?

  2. Well, that seems to be clearing up any confusion on the wife front. I must inform my husband-to-be that I will be abandoning my personality and career in order to become miserable and iron his pants the second we tie the knot. I’m sure he’ll be thrilled.

    *headdesk*

    Intrigued by Andy Murray though…

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