So. After coming across THIS in misogynist hellhole Men’s Health magazine, I thought I’d do my own version. I bring you: Anatomy of a perfect woman, before and after.
BEFORE:
AFTER:
Anatomy of a Perfect Woman
Like King Lear but for girls
So as a short black girl with curly hair and size 6 feet and 32a chest…I’m out? well hot damn.
Luckily, I fit the eighth criterion well enough to know that, despite conforming to quite a lot of them (small feet and brown hair yes, but my hips are wide and gorgeous), the remaining ten are also utter nonsense.
This is classic barbie-style woman… she’s tall but has small feet? big boobs but tiny hips? So the perfect woman is someone who fall sover all the ti..oh, wait..
Yummy! When can we meet.
“Intelligence [in women] Is Refreshing”. Did you see that in the Men’s Health article? FFS. They are living in 1897.
Ha!
hahaha I would like to imagine the perfect woman… how can you have both long legs and little feet… it is not normal…
You made me laugh and love the changes (and: yes, I’m a man, and I respect all individuals no matter what gender, colour or orientation they are – as long as they are as smart and to-the-point as you.
unfortunately it doesn’t work like this.. Im fairly tall with large boobs and tiny feet and as a result walk like a Neanderthal.