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Feminism: Hey girl Feminist: Hey feminism Feminism: You’re looking all whack Feminist: I broke up with my boyfriend Feminism: Don’t you worry ‘bout nothing. I’m feminism. I helped you through your eating disorder. I inspired you to work your ass off for your career. I showed you the power […]
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The news that everyone’s favourite member of the Windsor family was pregnant hit the media last week like a powerful wave of projectile vomit. Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, so beloved of tabloids and celeb-spotting publications, was admitted to hospital suffering from hyperemesis gravidarum, a debilitating condition which helpful journalists referred to colloquially as ‘acute morning […]
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There was a time when the first year of your teenagehood signalled a voucher from Tammy Girl and an overdose of Sherbet Fountains. Nowadays, it’s all engagement ring imagery and boobies, appaz. This little gem appeared today in a Real Shop and everything, which just leads us to shudder at the thought of what […]
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I may as well tell it to you straight: I am not the type who sits around fondling my breasts during quiet moments in Homeland. They were never big enough to look good in low-cut tops or to balance out my wide hips, never mind to balance a formation of beer cans on […]
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I know, I know. You were thinking about buying one of those women’s lifestyle magazines again. But do you remember what they’re like? Really? Let me remind you. They ask super boring questions I mean, really? Cosmopolitan’s online guide gets to tell you that? I’m not entirely sure what the advice is if your […]
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