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My Visit With Jonah: THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

May 7, 2014 by thevagenda

Inspired by Esquire’s legendary competition, of which Scarlett Johansson was the winner, The Vagenda sends its intrepid Hollywood correspondent LA DAME to interview our SEXIEST MAN ALIVE  THE WORKOUT Jonah Hill is drinking a green juice. He makes a heart shape with his lips and welcomes the long straw. I watch, and when he looks […]

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I’m Fed Up of Being Told I’m ‘Too Smart’ To Fall for Body Fascism

May 6, 2014 by thevagenda

Collage via Enjoy Your Style “You’re a smart girl, surely you don’t fall for that thin crap.” I am a smart girl, or rather, an intelligent person. I read things. I think about things. I write things, and sometimes they make sense. I use long words even when I’m drunk (or perhaps especially when I’m […]

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How Girl Talk Magazine are Doing Feminism for Five Year Olds

May 6, 2014 by thevagenda

  I, former Girl Talk reader, am a child of the nineties, which was arguably a simpler time to be a young girl. How funny it is to think of our parents wincing at the flagrant sexuality of The Spice Girls, channeled through our young lungs in a joyous shriek: ‘If you wanna be my […]

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So You Think Women’s Magazines Aren’t That Bad? Bullshit.

April 28, 2014 by thevagenda

All these clippings are from magazines bought last week. We do not want our future daughters to grow up thinking that this is what being a woman looks like. Do you? aa     It all makes for pretty depressing reading, which is why we hope that you will take a look at our book, […]

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5 Things My Baby Daughter Would be Better at Than Being Married to Prince George

April 27, 2014 by thevagenda

The other day I was on the train with my baby daughter.  The lady next to us was minding her own business looking at pictures of Prince George on his tour of New Zealand in the newspaper.  My daughter leaned over and smiled at this lady, which she found charming.  My daughter then made a […]

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“Breast Is Best”, But Not In Here, Love

April 27, 2014 by thevagenda

Image courtesy of Everyday Soiree I’m considering doing something I never do.  I’m thinking about going into a Sports Direct shop.  Whilst I’m in there I’ll do something I’ve been doing pretty much every 3 hours for the past 6 months: I’ll feed my baby.  I’ll feed my baby with my breasts.  I know, it […]

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Sue Townsend: My Feminist Hero

April 26, 2014 by thevagenda

For anyone who ever attended an author’s talk at a public library in the 90’s, you will know that they were typically odd occasions attended by weird and wonderful people wearing socks with sandals, who would be carrying Wilkinson’s carrier bags filled with questionable items like mouse traps and salmon paste. Although I’m not sure […]

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Wide Hipped Sluts Shagging Way Through UK, Study Finds

April 26, 2014 by thevagenda

“They have long been known as ‘child-bearing hips’. Now, a new study has revealed that women with wide hips are more likely to have one-night stands and more sexual partners in general.” This is how the Telegraph broke this week’s news that actual scientists are conducting ACTUAL STUDIES into just how much nookie you’re getting […]

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A Twentysomething’s Guide to Dating Older Men

April 16, 2014 by thevagenda

For as long as I can remember, I’ve preferred older men. My very first crush was on a boy five years my senior in Sunday School (racy stuff), and while my fellow freshers were smooching each other in the Union bar, I was making wistful eyes at the PhD students. Nowadays, at the ripe old […]

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Women’s Health: I Want to Be Strong and Fit, not ‘Hot’ and ‘Skinny’

April 14, 2014 by thevagenda

I’m a big fan of Men’s Health magazine – as a woman I do get some funny looks reading it in public, but the exercises and diet tips generally focus on building muscle and fitness, as well as improving performance, albeit with a testosterone focus. So, when I spotted an issue of Women’s Health, I […]

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These Four Terrible Girly Movies Completely Ruined My Week

April 10, 2014 by thevagenda

Last week a male colleague lent me four DVDs. “They’re not exactly to my taste – they’re my sister’s – but I really think you’ll enjoy them,” he said. “Being a woman.”  Well, then. “A woman”. This guy’s got me down a tee. I wish IMDb knew me quite so well. A WOMAN. Dude, just […]

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For the First Time, I Can Remember Fashion From The First Time Round, and It’s Freaking Me Out

April 8, 2014 by thevagenda

For the first time, I can remember fashions from the first time round, and it’s freaking me out. I know what you’re thinking, older women, and it’s ‘boo-fucking-hoo, little girl. Try having Marie Claire selling the same boiler suit you wore in your twenties to today’s firm-bottomed youngsters when you, the ‘wrong’ side of fifty […]

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