I mean, really? Did they have to go with such obvious phallic imagery? Were I in a worse mood I’d probably mutter something about how the woman in the picture is clearly submissive to the unseen person who is dangling asparagus in her heavily photoshopped face. But I’m in a great mood, so all I’m wondering is why, alongside the appealing strapline ’101 Best Places to Eat in the World’ they couldn’t have had an image of something else (like a Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger, or my vagina). Because when I think great meal out, I don’t think asparagus.